Is it because I queefed?
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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