I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
You are the jesus of drinking
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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