community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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