I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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