i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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