So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Randomize
