My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
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