no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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