so explain again why im purple
no
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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