Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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