too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I am mentally ready for anal.
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