16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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