You work out of a Hotel?
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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