Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
oh god the rape fog is back!
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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