i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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