she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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