How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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