I hate all girls vehemently.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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