Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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