He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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