It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
How naked do you want me to be?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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