Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
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