Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
You pole danced in your parka.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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