1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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