thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
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