Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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