Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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