her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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