**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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