And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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