Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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