Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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