"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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