I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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