she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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