i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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