Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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