okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
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