haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
i out mim tonsoeep
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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