I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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