i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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