Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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