and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
We have started to decorate penises.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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