That's intense
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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