That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
This show inspires me to have sex in space
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
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