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his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I think your dad took our porno
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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