I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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