is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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