why didn't you poke me back
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Randomize