I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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