Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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