I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
Randomize
