You surviving the open bar?
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I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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