some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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