Buhtt sex?
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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