were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
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