drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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